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raytoroapologist:

sanguinifex:

sexygaywizard:

raytoroapologist:

“i love music i wish i could hold it” well you can it’s called a CD and it’s got a hole and everything

TONIGHT WE FUCK MUSIC!!!

My man you may not want to announce you can fit through that small a hole

y ou are all so jealous of my thin meat

(via eddiethehunted)

utah-mountain-drifter:

deseos-de-la-via-lactea:

source

(via cassandratongue)

gunsandfireandshit:

facelessoldgargoyle:

wizardpostsdotorg:

“blue hair” this, “pronouns” that. find someone with flowing silver hair and spells

and big naturals

(via bulbiedorf)

unbefreakinlivable:

Post divorce meeting

myartcloudsstuff:

James, Dorcas and Remus as pirates!

vroomvroomwee:

The way the Metatron uses food/drink to tempt Aziraphale. The same tactic Crowley uses when trying to convince him to do something.

Only Crowley always asks. And even when he doesn’t, Crowley knows what Aziraphale likes. Sushi? Check. Crepes? Check. The Ritz? Check

He simply knows him.

Meanwhile, the Metatron gives him the coffee point blank. He didn’t ask how he likes it or if he even likes it AT ALL.

Something about the Metatron using Crowley’s method, that’s born out of love and is always well intentioned, and turning it into something twisted. Turning it into a threat.

ein-kleiner:

I’m like the opposite of a catholic. all sex is fine except sex for reproduction

(via gunsandfireandshit)

the-haiku-bot:

dovahdez:

earthnicity:

roomba-with-knives-taped-to-it:

my-sisters-eyeball:

maradaisykat:

tree-of-blue-squirrel:

onfirelikegasoline:

becketts-one-and-done:

miss-jaxon-flaxon-waxon:

onwardwall:

thegingerbalrog:

my-fandom-life:

dismantlerepaired:

whereismystrawberrytart:

hikingnerd:

timelordpillbug:

follovved:

amerlcanapparel:

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

When Russia sends you nudes

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

reblog it, because Russia can´t

Thanks Obama 

Wtf

When Russia makes this post illegal

I HAVE ONLY SEEN THIS IN SCREENSHOTS

I will reblog this every goddamn time I find it on my dash

I will reblog this

every goddamn time I

find it on my dash

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

(via bulbiedorf)